he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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