So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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