I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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