sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize