Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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