I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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