Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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