Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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