ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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