We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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