Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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