i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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