I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
false alarm, still single
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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