I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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