I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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