Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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