I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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