he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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