Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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