Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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