How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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