is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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