This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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