hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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