Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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