Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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