the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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