I look better un-naked...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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