what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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