My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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