I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Acid is not a monday night drug
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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