This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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