can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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