yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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