So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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