I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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