i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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