so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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