well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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