it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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