Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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