You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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