yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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