Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just googled if crying burns calories
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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