Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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