Non-Jews are for practice
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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