All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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