Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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