Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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