hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Holy shit dude........stairs
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